cool jokes!!!

Posted On Thursday, February 26th, 2009

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here you can find some cool jokes!

what do you call a 1 eyed dinosaur?

do – you – think -  he – saw – us! 

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!

Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pitstops during the race?
He was asking for directions!

what illnes did everyone on the Enterprise catch?

Chicken spocks!

What is a myth?

A female moth!

 

Where do baby apes sleep?                         

Apricots.

What happens when a baby eats Rice Kristpies?                                                                                      

Its goes snap,crakle and poop.

What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?                                                                                                    

RussellWhy did the football manager give his team new lighters?

Because they kept losing all their matches
 

 
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate

Why was the bird arrested?
Because he was a robin

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?

chew chew train

What do you call two robbers?

A pair of knickers

  

 

Because her horn did not work

What does minimum mean?

A mini mum

What do you call a horse in pjs?

A zebra

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9

Why did the cyberman join the newteam?

To delete stuff.

 

Why doesn’t Piglet have any friends?

Because he plays with Pooh

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20 Responses to “ cool jokes!!! ”

  1. morgen

    i love it !!!!!!!! :-)

  2. hawessideblog

    i like it 2 x lol x

  3. hawessideblog

    :P :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
    z x

  4. chloe lol

    cool jokes mate who ever made them

  5. applebubble

    i’ve got a joke for u, what do u call a man that can fit through a letter box?

    BILL!

  6. chloe s

    I like apple bubbles joke and your’s wicked joke’s

  7. chloe s

    i’ve got a joke what do you call a man thaat can fit through a letter box?

    mail!!!!!!

    lol keep up the good work!!!!!!!

  8. chloe s

    love the last 1

  9. chloe s

    i’ve got another joke!

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    SPLAT!Guess like we’ll never know!
    lol!

  10. mollz

    looooool |

  11. jack stinger

    some funny ones but the first one i don’t get :mrgreen:

  12. jamie brownlie

    i am in year 6 the best year yet with the best teacher:)

  13. chloe a

    i like the jokes there cool but not really funny lookive got one Q what did the adult chimmeny say to the child chimmney A you cant smoke youre to young lol.

  14. wade doughty

    hi these jokes are qoute funny XD :) from wade……..

  15. chloe y

    get more better jit boring
    okes ther ea b

  16. molly

    knock knock whos there
    doctor
    doctor who
    do you like doctor who then
    Lol

  17. molly

    :D

  18. Lauren Cowburn

    ive got 1… a man went to a doctor and said doctor, doctor ive got a stering whell in my pants. the doctor said whats wrong with that. he said its driving me nuts.. lol xxx byyeeeee

  19. molly

    well these jokes are pretty funny but my friend has the funniest joke ever i will tell you when i remember

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