cool jokes!!!
here you can find some cool jokes!
what do you call a 1 eyed dinosaur?
do – you – think - he – saw – us!
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
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Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pitstops during the race?
He was asking for directions!
what illnes did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
Chicken spocks!
What is a myth?
A female moth!
Where do baby apes sleep?
Apricots.
What happens when a baby eats Rice Kristpies?
Its goes snap,crakle and poop.
What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?
RussellWhy did the football manager give his team new lighters?
Because they kept losing all their matches
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate
Why was the bird arrested?
Because he was a robin
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?
In case he got a hole in one.
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
chew chew train
What do you call two robbers?
A pair of knickers
Because her horn did not work
What does minimum mean?
A mini mum
What do you call a horse in pjs?
A zebra
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9
Why did the cyberman join the newteam?
To delete stuff.
Why doesn’t Piglet have any friends?
Because he plays with Pooh
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i love it !!!!!!!!
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cool jokes mate who ever made them
i’ve got a joke for u, what do u call a man that can fit through a letter box?
BILL!
I like apple bubbles joke and your’s wicked joke’s
i’ve got a joke what do you call a man thaat can fit through a letter box?
mail!!!!!!
lol keep up the good work!!!!!!!
love the last 1
i’ve got another joke!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
SPLAT!Guess like we’ll never know!
lol!
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some funny ones but the first one i don’t get
i am in year 6 the best year yet with the best teacher:)
i like the jokes there cool but not really funny lookive got one Q what did the adult chimmeny say to the child chimmney A you cant smoke youre to young lol.
hi these jokes are qoute funny XD
from wade……..
hii coco
get more better jit boring
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knock knock whos there
doctor
doctor who
do you like doctor who then
Lol
ive got 1… a man went to a doctor and said doctor, doctor ive got a stering whell in my pants. the doctor said whats wrong with that. he said its driving me nuts.. lol xxx byyeeeee
well these jokes are pretty funny but my friend has the funniest joke ever i will tell you when i remember
I got 1 doctor doctor i think i need glasses
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I think you do mate this isn't the doctors it is the fish and chip shop
i’ve got one what do you call a man with a spade on his head ??????????????? answer: DOUG
some of dem r funny but u might want to try some completely differant ones like random stuff cause no one knows wats gonna come nxt from nathan yr 8 highfield
read these jokes then!! xd
Why did the Skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with him.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Because all the fans have left.
reply if you dont get the last 1. ill make an explanation!!! xd
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ryttt hawes side! , missin u’z, tel mr maloney & miss ainsworth i said hii.
xD
Q what did the mother penguin say to the little penguin before it went out
A beakafull out there
ha ha ha
funny ay
b.t.w means by the way the jokes are so funny i agree with chloe yates they are a bit boring not alot just a bit boring lol
awesome jokes some cracked me up
lewis
y did the skeliton go to the cineese
to get some spare ribs
hi love the jokes keep up with the hard work
i’m lovin it
i think the best joke is
Q:why diden’t piglet not have any friends